You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
I will gladly suffer fools for love
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the