Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise