I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me