Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

God is the world’s only super-bower

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…