AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes