The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack