The devil is a man for all occasio… Because we always have a choice To rise to the bait But God created man By giving him a choice
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
