I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance