A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

Breathe in not out

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing