Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self