You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

One thing I could do Was need control

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath