God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
