My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…