I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week