N.B.: Everyone’s Addicted to Social Media
If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate