N.B.: Everyone’s Addicted to Social Media
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs