I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
100% of success is showing up on time
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of
