None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
My ego is too big
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
