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Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
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Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
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In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias