When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin