People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous