Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...
If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
When antisemites blame Jews They haven’t taken responsibility Which means they aren’t free Leaving them no choice But to blame Jews
This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…
