Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
Breathe in not out