Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet