You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go