Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
