I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in