The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
