When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own