Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…
Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…
Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that
The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty