All dressed down with nowhere to go
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare