1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us