Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want