People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
