I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,