Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail