The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants