A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist