If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
