One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead