In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea