I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
