Time is relentless. Are you?
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…
Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
