Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

Easy to please but problematic to appease

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me