There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

I want what you want so I want a cow

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider