Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…