The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things