The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…