Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better