As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

When God closes one store He opens another

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

There is no Status quo But there is Status

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other