When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

I will gladly suffer fools for love

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged