If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

There is no Status quo But there is Status

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss