I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house