When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him