Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

All dressed down with nowhere to go

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.