What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging